Upside.
Down.
Flag.
Store.
Before 05/30/2024, you probably thought you'd never need an upside down American flag.
But then, even by New York standards, stuff got a bit too liberal, and Donald J. Trump was charged with 34 felony counts of (effectively) putting a number in the wrong column on a tax form. Oops.
As of 05/31/2024, I remain in the majority, but I am no longer silent. I humbly invite you to browse Upside Down Flag Store LLC's products.
We are still finding a good source for T-shirts and flags, but have launched our first service: Send a potato to Congress!
If You Read This Far, You Probably Already Like Us!
(We love you, too, and your money!)
Here's even more reasons to love us:
00
America.
Business executives that sell US apparel that is made entirely in China might be doing it because it's cheaper. Might. Regardless of why, it's not right.
We do our best to work only with AMERICAN companies, with AMERICAN sourced goods, so that we keep jobs in AMERICA.
It costs a bit more to do this, but less than it will cost you to support yet another unemployed American in the long run.
02
81 Million Votes? Really?
If you still refuse to question whether Biden really received 81,000,000 votes in 2020 and just accept that as fact because the government tells you so, you might have a potato for a brain.
Speaking of potatoes, do you want to send one to your lovely Democrat representative in Congress? We would love to do that on your behalf, and we'll even include a message for or against a bill or issue!
01
Our Profits Buy US Treasuries, So China Can't.
We have a debt problem in USA, and China keeps buying our debt, and the US pays them egregious amounts of interest. In 2011, the US taxpayers paid them nearly $70,000,000 PER DAY in interest.
Upside Down Flag Store, LLC buys that debt with profits, so that China can't. Down with communism and long live Taiwan!
03
Banks Tracking Every Financial Transaction You Make Is Bad
This country was founded on the belief that financial transactions are inherently private between the two parties. As such, if you wish to pay with cash, check, or money order, contact us and we will arrange it.
(Crypto, too, but that's much less private than you may have been led to believe.)
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Get in Touch
Wix wants me to type my address here, LOL.
Shipping and returns are handled via PO box.
Same with my phone number!
For actual business queries and support: support@upsidedownflagstore.com
For everyone else: liberals@upsidedownflagstore.com